The One-Year-Mark Letter
This is an email for Nikolai.
Please tell Mama and Papa sorry that I've got nothing for them this week. Hitting my one year mark in the mission has been kind of hard for me...
But hey, guess what? We're halfway there! You've basically made it. You've survived one year without me. You can survive one more.
I've been telling my companions Elephant Jokes. They give the same savory groan everyone else gives. Do you still remember those jokes?
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in a cherry tree!
...................
Cricket. Cricket.
Badum pshhhhh!
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
They're good at hiding then!!!!!
Badum pshshhhhshshhhs!
Kris-Tyan bursts out in laughter. Nobody else does.
Hehehe
And I'm officially out of time.
I don't have mama's letter yet. Tell everyone I'm sorry. I'll devote more time next week.
With love, and fond memories,
Kris-Tyan Streeter
Please tell Mama and Papa sorry that I've got nothing for them this week. Hitting my one year mark in the mission has been kind of hard for me...
But hey, guess what? We're halfway there! You've basically made it. You've survived one year without me. You can survive one more.
I've been telling my companions Elephant Jokes. They give the same savory groan everyone else gives. Do you still remember those jokes?
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
To hide in a cherry tree!
...................
Cricket. Cricket.
Badum pshhhhh!
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
They're good at hiding then!!!!!
Badum pshshhhhshshhhs!
Kris-Tyan bursts out in laughter. Nobody else does.
Hehehe
And I'm officially out of time.
I don't have mama's letter yet. Tell everyone I'm sorry. I'll devote more time next week.
With love, and fond memories,
Kris-Tyan Streeter
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